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nomorefreerandy:

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

That awkward moment when you break the shower wall….



can’t…

nomorefreerandy:

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

That awkward moment when you break the shower wall….

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can’t…


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revolucianado:

revolucianado:

tryin to clean my house and listen to Beyonce at the same time

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I didn’t almost break my neck for 4 notes you fuckers


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joeytrentacosta:

Guys! I found the eggs!!! But it’s like my mom didn’t even try this year.

joeytrentacosta:

Guys! I found the eggs!!! But it’s like my mom didn’t even try this year.


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ruinedchildhood:

The cast of Matilda reenacted the Bruce Bogtrotter cake scene for the movies 17th anniversary [x]


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So my German teacher told us this story once

skeletons-keys:

the-ugliest-duckling:

He was in Germany, sitting outside, observing an American family with two young children who did not speak German. This one drunk man, who is totally hammered and can hardly walk happens to stand nearby and start peeing on the wall. The little girl, disgusted, says, “Gross!” To which the man replies, “Danke,” (German for ‘thank you’). In German, the word ‘gross’ means ‘big’.

brilliant


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supermariofuneral:

How to put out candles


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hughdancystightunderwear:

hughdancystightunderwear:

hughdancystightunderwear:

hughdancystightunderwear:

hughdancystightunderwear:

hughdancystightunderwear:

Ridiculously cute boy 10’clock

awe he’s sneezing

turn around again so i can see your damn face again

I said turn around asshole

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SHIT FUCK NO NOT LIKE THIS NOT WHEN IM TAKING A PIC GOD NO

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SHIT

guys stop reblogging this what if he has a tumblr

(Source: freddieboychilton)


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"Breathe. You’re going to be okay. Breathe and remember that you’ve been in this place before. You’ve been this uncomfortable and anxious and scared, and you’ve survived. Breathe and know that you can survive this too. These feelings can’t break you. They’re painful and debilitating, but you can sit with them and eventually, they will pass. Maybe not immediately, but sometime soon, they are going to fade and when they do, you’ll look back at this moment and laugh for having doubted your resilience. I know it feels unbearable right now, but keep breathing, again and again. This will pass. I promise it will pass."

-Daniell Koepke   (via obriens)

(Source: internal-acceptance-movement)


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matthewjhelders:

"what music do you like?" is such a stressful question like what do you want to know??? genres?? artists?? albums??? time periods?? 25 most played?? what i’m currently listening to??? what i listen to at different times of the day?? be more specific??????

(Source: miniaturewhiski)


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