martindelp:

Minuto 75, México empata 0-0 con Costa Rica, en un partido trascendental para clasificar a Brasil 2014. Durante todo ese tiempo, el Tri buscó un gol con los siguientes nombres: Javier Hernández, Aldo de Nigris, Pablo Barrera, Javier Aquino, Raúl Jiménez y Andrés Guardado. Ninguno de ellos…

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jennahamilton:

you can’t show me movies and television shows about ghosts and zombie apocalypses while giving me books with adventures featuring heroes fighting for the sake of the world and tales of demigods and wizards and then expect me to be content living in a world where you work at a job five days a week and come home at night to do it all over again until you die

Me.

thelostpotato:

I never knew Jillian Michaels was a lesbian. I always thought her and Bob had a thing you know.

drunkpeeta:

drunkpeeta:

Yo what if like when you’re a fetus god comes down is like”dude you wanna be a boy or girl” and then if you know you tell him and he zaps u and gives u a vagina or penis but then if you dont know and you’re like “surprise me” he zaps u something random then when you’re born you realize you really wanna be the other gender and thats why some people are trans

i just found this in my drafts and im wondering what kind of drugs i was on at the time

Pretending Not To Know Someone You Just Met….

fuckyeahlaughters:

When you secretly stalked every photo album of them on Facebook before meeting them:

On the outside: Hi, nice to meet you!

On the inside: Hello, Chris Adam Johnson, born June 23, 1988 whom has 3 brothers Paul, Will, and Michael. You have 13 photo albums on Facebook….

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Some nights…

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people-should-all-be-onions:

isthisjustphantasy:

fishtwigz:

I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO REACT TO THIS

i had to scroll all the way back to the top to reblog it..

the oNLY GOOD THING ABOUT THE NEW TUMBLR LAYOUT IS I DID NOT HAVE TO SCROLL RIGHT BACK TO THE TOP OF THIS POST TO REBLOG IT

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